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N of Sahm of 3
“ A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked. ~Author Unknown ”
(via greygoosegirl)
“ I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
— Oscar Wilde ”
(via greygoosegirl)
Down the Avenue: Armored Truck
Whenever I see an idled armored truck, I start daydreaming about knocking it over. That’s “knocking it over,” slang for robbing it in full Hollywood bank robber Heat-style masked regalia, and not actually tipping over the armored truck, which would be immensely difficult and take at least two…
“Would you like to purchase installation for your blinds?” “Do I look like a pussy to you?” “Well, you are buying window treatments.” “Good point. I’ve got this, though.”
“ I’m glad we got him. He’s the one who was behind the whole World Trade Center thing. ”
an “area resident” quoted in today’s newspaper. Isn’t reading the paper supposed to make you smarter? (via jephkelley)
Like, sew the crap out of their logo? Is that what she means? Onto a pillow or a piece of upholstery? Wouldn’t a flower or a nice simple cityscape (New York or Chicago) be prettier than a bank logo? This girl must absolutely love Bank of America and sewing, especially since she put that word in all uppercase letters. When I was six or seven my grandmother taught me needlepoint one afternoon and I cross-stitched a teddy bear and my name onto a piece of cloth hooked into an embroidery loop. Though sewing the bear required a detailed set of instructions, kind of like building Legos. So this girl must not only be in love with her financial institution, but she must also be an excellent sewer because I highly doubt there are instructions anywhere on how make a BofA logo. But I wish her luck on the sewing and on all future spelling tests.
